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Noah (2014) movie reviews

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  Noah (2014)

  Sunday, March 30, 2014 1:56:57 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  The movie Noah in no way depicts the biblical account of this prophet, greatly distorting his character. The script writer takes great liberty in devising his own interpretation of the biblical content and makes Noah appear to be a self-absorbed, fanatical murderer who has completely lost his mental faculties. The movie is a great disappointment.

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  Noah (2014)

  Sunday, March 30, 2014 1:04:56 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Wish there was a 0 rating choice. Don't usually catch a movie when first out but did with this one and regret it. There were no viewer reviews. This is a place to share opinions so I don't get why people knock those who didn't like it. I am not Christian but if I were seeing a movie advertised as the classic story of Frankenstein then I would expect that story to be told on the screen. This was advertised as the epic biblical story of Noah and it is nothing even close. If you expect to see transformer rock monsters, futuristic sci-fi earth landscapes, good costumes but not fitting to biblical times, great actors doing mediocre performances and then you actually like it, that is good. But

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  Noah (2014)

  Sunday, March 30, 2014 10:48:10 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Not the worst movie ever but not great. Some ok acting, again no academy awards. Prob wait and download! :)

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  Noah (2014)

  Sunday, March 30, 2014 10:32:33 AM | (age group: 50 or over.) | M

  Don't know which movie everybody else saw, but this one is garbage. Wonder if this will be posted. Really, rock men!!!

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  Noah (2014)

  Sunday, March 30, 2014 10:28:01 AM | (age group: 2-17) | M

  Worst. Movie. Ever. This is NOT the Noah of the bible.

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  Noah (2014)

  Sunday, March 30, 2014 12:54:25 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Zero stars. Worst movie I have ever seen. A complete disgrace to all Jews, Christians and Moslems. The director should have done some research prior to taking on this epic story. Tragic that the only "religious" moments were quasi-environmentalism.

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  Noah (2014)

  Sunday, March 30, 2014 12:20:28 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  The worst movie ever. A total was of time - left early!

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  Noah (2014)

  Sunday, March 30, 2014 12:15:17 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  The superb acting saved this movie for me. The storyline was decent, I'm not religious so I didn't care about "inaccuracies" but I thought the rock characters ("Watchers") were very cheesy and detracted from the movie and were poor quality CGI to boot.

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  Noah (2014)

  Saturday, March 29, 2014 11:46:10 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  All together it was not a bad movie. I don't understand why everyone was expecting it to be "true" to the STORY in the bible? Really. Did the previews on TV not give that away? It is a big budget, hollywood movie people. It was meant to entertain and it did. The bones were there - evil of man, the arc saving animals, even Noah himself was not immune to a narrow minded way of thinking. Keeping it simple. Even if transforming rock 'watchers', strange animals and magic sparks were a bit much, hey, it was a movie. If you want the true story you need to travel back in time and see for yourself.

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  Noah (2014)

  Saturday, March 29, 2014 11:29:58 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Earlier reviewer's point about the transformer rocks and costuming along with the despicable misleading attempt to relate to a biblical story make this movie pathetically laughable. Unfortunately there's just no way to get back that wasted 2+ hours.